Shirley You Jest (second in the series)

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun, fires two shots in the air, and leaves.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes his exit.
The panda produces a dictionary and tosses it to the waiter. "I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and finds an explanation:
"Panda, large black & white bearlike mammal, native of China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

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